Virgil: Morning, Dad.

Nervous: …Virgil…

Virgil: Dad? D-Dad! Before you say anything—

Nervous: Virgil.

Virgil: —I heard all the screaming last night, and swear to you—

Nervous: Virgil.

Virgil: —I didn’t have anything to do with whatever that was abou—

Nervous: Virgil… You’re grounded.

Virgil: But Da—

Nervous: *whispers* Grounded~

Mallory: *steps out of shower* Hm… *pats* This shampoo feels… Huh? *patspats* HUH!? AH—AAAAAHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

Belinda: Virgil, where were you?

Virgil: …where was I when?

Belinda: Don’t play coy with me! Mallory told me how late you and Carson came home tonight!

Virgil: But we—

Belinda: I don’t know what you did, Virgil, but I know you did something. And it better not happen again!

Virgil: But we didn’t do anything!

Belinda: Bed. Now. It’s late.

Virgil: Hmph… Stupid Mallory…

Mallory: Where were you!?

Carson: Relax, Mal! Your parents aren’t home, and everything’s fine.

Mallory: But they left me in charge, so—

Carson: Hey… You don’t question us about where we were, and I won’t question you about the "boyfriend" you haven’t heard from since we’ve been here.

Mallory: Don’t you talk about him! And don’t change the subject!

Carson: Just sayin’… Sounds pretty suspect to me… How do you know he hasn’t found someone else?

Mallory: I— B— W-Whatever! It’s better than anything you’ve ever had!

Carson: You don’t even know how many girls I’ve been with.

Mallory: I’m sure I can count to none with no problems.

Mallory: It’s getting really late… Virgil and Carson should’ve been home by now.

*distant sirens*

Virgil: WHAT HAPPENED!?

Carson: DON’T LOOK BACK! JUST RUN!

Virgil: Cassini, what was that!?

Cassini: I don’t know! I just—

Carson: I FELT THAT ON MY BRAIN!!!

Virgil: Don’t test your powers on us! You could’ve really hurt him!

Cassini: I wouldn’t hurt you! I could never do that!

Carson: OF COURSE YOU COULD HURT US! YOU’RE A FRICKIN’ ALIEN! MY HEAD COULD’VE EXPLODED JUST THEN!

Cassini:  I— I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean to—

Carson: You should be sorry! I’m not some guinea pig for your freak show shit!

Virgil: Dude, whoa…

Carson: Seriously! No one even knows what she’s capable of! She could be dangerous!

Cassini: Y- You think I’m dangerous?

Virgil: Eh! Chill! Look… Just don’t do it again, ‘kay?

Cassini: …okay…

Virgil: I think I’m heading to bed. You stayin’ up?

Carson: For a while, maybe… My head feels warm…

Virgil: You are wearing a hat.

Carson: I don’t…*slurs* I’on’sink da’sit—*wobbles*

Virgil: You what?

Cassini: *wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub*

Virgil: What the hell!?

Snowflake Day is just around the corner, but Belinda got her “gift” early.

They’re enjoying a nice, long winter.

Belinda: Oooh…

Nervous: Belinda, it was awful!

Belinda: …What was, dear?

Nervous: At first I thought she had a handle on things, and then the snow started coming down too hard! And, out of the blue, the car was airborne!!!

Belinda: - G A S P -

Nervous: I know! My head is still spinning just thinking about it!!!

Belinda: That’s nice, honey, but UGH! Look at this LEMON MARMALADE! AAAAHHH! Have you ever seen something so LOVELY!? Our morning toast will never be the same!

Nervous: …marmalade? Were you even listening to me?

Cassini: I think the snowfall is getting heavier. I can’t see! I don’t wanna drive in this. Can I pull over?

Nervous: Sure, just… Slow down and pull off the road.

Cassini: Okay, I—*hits ice* AAAAAH! *SWERVES*

Nervous: N-AAHH!!!

*careens into ditch*