Someone didn’t follow Smokey’s rules…

Someone didn’t follow Smokey’s rules…

The girls’ first formal dance is coming up. Melanie strikes out with pretty much every guy she asks, but Mallory jumps at the opportunity to extend an invitation to Chance… but not before obliterating his pinball score.

…because he knew what was waiting for him.

Even though Nervous did nothing of any value in Oasis Landing, he still heads home happy…

Nervous and the girls managed to catch some uncontaminated fish to eat on the outskirts of town, and spent their last night in the future camping under the star-filled smog-filled sky.

I spend more time with the internet than I do with my family, so it’s probably natural that Google is the only person who remembered my birthday.

LOL

Melanie: Ooh! What is this?

Mallory: It looks like a honeypot ant, but I don’t know…

Melanie: *gasp* Honey!?

Mallory: Too bad I don’t have cell service. I could look it up.

Melanie: *CRUNCH* *crunch*crunch*crun—* *gag* … *gag*gag* …

Mallory: OMG YOU DID NOT JUST EAT A FRICKIN’ BUG I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU!!! EWWWW!!!

Melanie: -ou’sai’dit ha’honey—*gag*GAG*

Last I left them, my lovelies weren’t doing too well in the wastelands.

The fun was over as soon as his head went through the jukebox. It was probably time for him to go home anyway…

Duncan: WOOO! YEAH! *JERKS* HAHAHAHAHA—*SPINS* WoOOOOO-*BOUNCE* AAAAAAH! HAHAHAHAAAA!!! *BOUNCE*BOUNCE* *SPINS* YEEAAAAHHH!!! HAHAHAHAA—

Lady: *is not here for this*

Even under a smoggy sky, the city is still pretty during a full moon.

I honestly thought the description of meteors in the dystopia was an exaggeration. This one actually hit a house, and all of the sims came running outside. .__.