(I know I haven’t posted in a while, but) OMG LOOK AT THIS BIG HONKIN’ SPIDER!!! IT’S SO HUGE!!! MY SKIN WON’T STOP CRAWLING!!!

Luckily, my mom caught it in a jar, and it’s on its way back outside so it can move on with its happy, giant-spider life.

I know I haven’t posted for a while, but I’m still here and keeping up with everyone on my dash. I’ve taken a brief foray into TS:M again, but I’ll be back to posting regular stuff soon. :)

Virgil: *teacher voice* Now class, if you’d please take out your textbooks and turn to a page you really didn’t care enough to read… Blahblah blahblah science. Blah blahblah blah photosynthesis. Blah blah blahblah cellular respiration—

Carson: Hahaha! Dude, I made the skeleton eat its own leg! HAHAHAAAA! HAHAHAHA—

Skeleton: *turns* *stares*

Carson: Haha—huh—

Skeleton: *JUMPS*

Carson: AAAAAAAAHHH—

Mallory: Elaine, these are my sisters, Melanie and Cassini.

Elaine: Nice to meet you!

Cassini: Hello… Elaine, is it?

Elaine: Yes, hehe. That’s me!

Cassini: It’s nice to meet you, too! Now… If you could just hold still for me please. *pulls out probe*

Elaine: What— What is that!?

Cassini: Do you like it? I made it myself! Now hold out your arm, and turn your head that way to protect your face—

Elaine: But— Wait, I—

Mallory: …Uh-Cassini’s just… joking around… Aren’t you, Cassini…?

Cassini: Don’t flinch! It’s just a skin sample! It’ll only take a second!

Mallory may have met a new friend, but Cassini has taken a slight interest in her too…

Mallory: I’m really glad that you could come over, Elaine. We don’t know many people in this town, so you know…

Elaine: No problem! I love meeting new people!

Mallory: I admit that I’m usually better company, but… I was dating this guy in our old neighborhood and…*sniff* We haven’t talked in a while, and—*sniff*sniffle*

Elaine: Oh, you poor dear! I’m so sorry! *hugs* Don’t worry. I’m here now. All you need is an old-fashion girl’s night! With all the junk food, sappy movies, and magazines you can stand! You’ll feel better in no time!

When you have so many things to post that it’s almost overwhelming…

Soooo… I kinda forgot that we had a goldfish…

Virgil: Now… why are we doing this?

Carson: It’s a polar plunge! I used to do it with my step-dad every winter. It brings good luck or something!

Virgil: …Uh huh…

Carson: It’s cool! Once your body gets used to the cold, you won’t really feel anything.

Virgil: I think that’s called hypothermia.

Carson: Aww, come on! *swims over* Don’t be such a BABY! *SPLASH*

Virgil: AAH—DUDE, STOP!

Meanwhile, the realization that she and Chance would never be together again has left Mallory a tad… desperate.